Photo Copyright: Jan Wayne Fields
Here we are again and this week we’re gathered near a ruined tent in Rochelle’s driveway. We’ve come together to discuss our original stories for the week. This is the Friday Fictioneer’s group. Our hostess for the gathering is the talented and gracious author and artist, Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. The challenge for each of us this week and every week is to write a story with no more than 100 words, not counting the title. It’s supposed to have a beginning, middle, end, and be inspired by the picture prompt for the week. This week’s prompt was provided by Rochelle’s husband, Jan Wayne Fields. Thanks, Jan. To read the other stories by group members, just click on the link below, then on the smiling frog. Next, follow the given directions.
Genre: Humor Fiction
Word Count: 100 Words
“Camping Will be Fun,” George said. by P.S. Joshi
“Camping will be fun,” George said.
He’d never been camping but said he’d read about it.
My only defense for being stupid and believing him was my youth. We were seventeen-year-old boys.
We borrowed his uncle’s tent and went to the local park camping grounds. Mercifully, there were no bears there, so we brought our food into the tent in case of rain.
Snug in our sleeping bags, we were drifting off to sleep when I felt itchy. I got up and turned on the lantern.
Ants had smelled our food. In a short time, I decided I’d prefer bears.
Great ending.
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Thanks, PM. I’m happy you enjoyed the story, especially the ending. 😀 — Suzanne
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I’m pretty sure, after a fair test of both pests, he’ll opt for ants
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Thanks, Neil. He no doubt would, but not at that moment he didn’t. I’m happy you enjoyed the story. 😀 — Suzanne
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I’m thinking this was a perfect way to confirm that he is not a camper!
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Thanks, Dale. He was certainly emphatic. I’m happy you enjoyed the story. 😀 — Suzanne
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Rookie error! Great fun Suzanne 🙂
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Thanks, Iain. Yes, it certainly was. They were green as grass. I’m glad you enjoyed the story so much. 😀 — Suzanne
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Dear Suzanne,
This story made me itch just reading it. I wonder if they ever tried it again. Cute story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks, Rochelle. I’m happy you enjoyed the story, but sorry it made you itch. It was fiction but I’ll bet it’s happened to people more than once. 😀 — Suzanne
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Ha ha! The joys of camping: Bears. Mosquittos. Ants. Rain. Other-itchy-things. 🙂
And yet … it CAN be fun … sometimes … (at my age I’d go for the full amenities camper …) 😉
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Thanks, Na’ama, I know. I agree with you. I’d settle for roughing it in a camper, fully-stocked cabin, or tourist cabin with kitchen. I’m glad my story made you laugh. 😀 — Suzanne
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🙂 Yeah … I don’t mind spending the whole day ‘roughing it’ (including ducking beyond a tree for ‘necessities’) but I am past the age (or mindset) where I (or my bladder) find it acceptable to stretch a sleeping bag on some pebbles and go to sleep in the damp. Nope. Give me a camper, a cabin, a place with working plumbing, a decent meal, and window screens … 😉
Laughter’s something that one ought to have on the menu daily. 🙂
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Oh, yes. I forgot about including screens. Definitely screens. Also, where would we be without laughter? Probably in pretty sad shape. 😀 — Suzanne
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Yeah, screens!!! Because if there is ONE mosquito in all of Manhattan it finds a way to me, and when I was in Toronto, all of THEIR biting little thingies found their way to me (even with anti-biting-thingies-spray), and let’s not even talk about what the aggressive biting thingies in Thailand did to me last summer … 😉 Must have screens !!! 😉
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Never did like camping.
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Thanks, Danny. I never went camping in my life and don’t intend to start now. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Ants. The reason for staying home. Good one, Suzanne.
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Thanks, John. I’m glad you enjoyed the story. I have to keep food in canisters or the fridge or I have them at home. There are several different varieties. 🙂 — Suzanne
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I don’t think I would like that for sure.
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There are a lot of handy tips that campers need to know, and they just learned an important one the hard way. Good story, Suzanne.
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Thanks, Jade. You’re right. I’d much prefer to stay at home. I’m glad you enjoyed the story. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Camping I think is one of those love it or hate it things. I don’t love camping. I did, and you are welcome, Suzanne.
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Oops! Nature would be so much more fun without… well nature 🙂
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Ha, ha. Thanks, Anurag. You’re right. I’ll enjoy nature from the window or pictures on the computer. 😀 — Suzanne
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I used to camp and loved it. Not sure why with all the critters. Lovely story, Suzanne!
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Thanks, Brenda. Some people do enjoy camping. My dad enjoyed it and so does my son. I’m happy you enjoyed the story. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Pesky ants! I’d prefer packing up and going home!!
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Thanks, Shrawley. If I want ants, I can stay at home and leave food sitting out on the shelves. 😀 — Suzanne
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I love solo camping, and ants and things are there to keep me company! I don’t often see bears, but foxes and deer often hang around my little tent!
My story – Gail’s Gazebo!
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A good little camping memoir, Keith. I bet you feed them. On the other hand, maybe they are curious and friendly. Ants will always be around to keep you company, especially if they smell food. Years ago, there were monkeys around here. My mother-in-law was said to hate them as they stole food. They don’t wait to be asked. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Maybe if they hang around long enough a bear will turn up and squash the ants 🙂
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Thanks, Ali. It could probably happen in some places. This is supposed to be a location where there are no longer any bears, or so they say. Or they could just leave the food locked in the car. Of course, in bear country, you’re supposed to tie your food in a container and heist it into a tree above where the bears can’t reach. I’d be afraid the bears would become frustrated and come after me for spite. 😦 — Suzanne
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experience is the best teacher. hopefully, they know what to do next time around. 🙂
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Thanks, Plaridel. Yes. They can then make all new mistakes. 😀 — Suzanne
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So funny, but true. We all tend to love our clean luxurious life that we become ignorant of the natural world.
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Thanks, James. I’m glad you enjoyed the story. If I could live a luxurious life, I might be willing to take a vacation from the natural world for at least a short time. 😀 — Suzanne
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I LOVE watching “city-people” try to camp! It’s more entertaining than most of prime time tv these days. Just wait until you leave your tent windows unzipped… and it rains! hehehehehhehhhaaaaaaaaa! (evil laugh).
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Thanks, Bear. It’s no doubt more entertaining than what’s on prime time TV these days. My mom and dad left their tent window open one time and a cow came and stuck its head in. 😀 — Suzanne
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My Hubby tells how his dad left the back door open on the farm, laid back in his recliner and woke up to a cow snorting in his face…now, that’s hilarious!
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You’re right. That is hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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Since I do enjoy camping I have probably accepted a few such problems. But never bears actually.
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Thanks, Bjorn. The first thing I would make sure of is whether there were bears in the area. If there were, I would then get back in the car and try to find a place where there were no bears in the area. 🙂 — Suzanne
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A very off-putting introduction to camping. Never underestimate the abilities of ants. I’ve learned that.
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Thanks, Sandra. You’re right. One minute here there are none. The next minute they’re coming out of the woodwork. I used to teach in a school built on wetland landfill. There was no cafeteria and if a child dropped something greasy, the grease ants came out of the classroom molding in droves. I let the janitor take care of that. 😦 — Suzanne
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Should have packed your food in an airtight bag. Yes ants can be a lot of trouble.
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Thanks, Abhijit. You’re right. Or on a cool day, you can leave the food in the car until needed. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Bug or ants and camping, just enough to put one off camping. Yet the smell of a fry up at Dawn, makes up for those little inconveniences. 🙂
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Thanks, Michael. You’re right. Some people just love camping and don’t mind those small inconveniences. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Wonderful ending, Suzanne. Made me laugh 🙂
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Thanks, Linda. I’m happy you liked the story, especially the ending, and it made you laugh. 😀 — Suzanne
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Ants ALWAYS show up where there is food! Ant bites can hurt too! Nicely done!
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Thanks, Nan. Yes, ants are always on the lookout for food. I know they bite and can hurt if they’re big enough. Those pincers are there for a reason. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Very fun. Nice job!
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Thanks, Lisa. I’m happy you enjoyed the story. 😀 — Suzanne
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Haha…the last line make me snicker 🙂
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Thanks, Dawn. I’m happy you enjoyed the story, especially the last line, and it made you laugh. 😀 — Suzanne
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Nooooooo not ants. Ew my skin is crawling
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Thanks, Laurie. I know what you mean. 😀 — Suzanne
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Ants are nasty for such small critters.
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Thanks, Tannille. Yes, they are. We have several kinds of little invaders here. We have to keep edibles in the fridge or sealed in containers. —- Suzanne
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