Hilarious.
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
3. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”
4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall – Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
5. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.
6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
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Thanks for sharing. I particularly enjoyed #4. How was it nobody caught that? (Either that, or these are totally made up. Still funny though.)
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You’re most welcome, Kirizar. It said these were real. I caught #4. Some real stuff is funnier than made up. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thanks so much.
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You’re most welcome. Those were funny. 😀 — Suzanne
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Ha, ha!!!
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Thanks, Jack. I thought it was hilarious too. 😀 — Suzanne
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